Piranha

This fellow spends his days ripping the flesh off his unsuspecting victims to satisfy his gluttonous appetite. In South America, they're called piranha. In Texas, we call them lawyers. This bad boy is about 7" long and 4½" high including the wooden stand. Don't let his cheery disposition fool you, this guy is bad to the bone. This is the real thing boys and would be a great gift for your litigious friends. Or your ex-wife.

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