Texas Odds & Ends

Horny Toad

Lifelike replica of a West Texas horny toad or the "Horned Lizard" as some smarty-pants biologist might say. When agitated, these guys will actually squirt blood from their eyes...its true, I've seen it myself.

$8.95

Piranha

This fellow spends his days ripping the flesh off his unsuspecting victims to satisfy his gluttonous appetite. In South America, they're called piranha. In Texas, we call them lawyers. This bad boy is about 7" long and 4½" high including the wooden stand. Don't let his cheery disposition fool you, this guy is bad to the bone. This is the real thing boys and would be a great gift for your litigious friends. Or your ex-wife.

$16.95

Cowboy Salt and Pepper

Cowboy Salt and Pepper holder has a big red bandana! He is 6" tall and will look great on your kitchen table.

$11.95

Pink Texas Diamond

Big Pink Texas Diamond

$26.95

Texas Crow

Texas Crow with beady yellow eyes.

$12.95

Texas Rat

Fake Rat. We have sold hundreds of these bad boys since we first put them on display. Most guys think that they are hilarious and most women hate them....what a riot.

$13.95

Star Business Card Holder

Metal business card holder with star. Painted black. Unlike most of the stuff on this site, this thing is actually useful.

$6.95

Texas Tissue

Texas Tissue. It's Rough, Tough and doesn't take crap off anyone!

$7.95

Don't Mess With Texas Ashtray

Nice metal ashtray with an image of the Great State of Texas and the words "Don't Mess With Texas"

$7.95