Texas Rat

Fake Rat. We have sold hundreds of these bad boys since we first put them on display. Most guys think that they are hilarious and most women hate them....what a riot. OK, they are guaranteed to contain nothing from a real rat, unlike the pizza that you had for supper last night. The rat is about 13" long from his nose to the tip of his rubbery tail. He comes complete with beady little eyes that will scare the bejeebers out of your girlfriend....or wife. Warning, do not purchase this item if you would like your girlfriend to become your wife.

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